Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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