You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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