worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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