ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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