i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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