She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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