i barfeds in our rink
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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