I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
