He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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