Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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