'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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