Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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