So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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