She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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