Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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