I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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