it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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