Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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