Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have already put on my inside pants.
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