is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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