some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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