is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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