i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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