i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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