Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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