The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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