i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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