i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
