They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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