We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
