Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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