I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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