so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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