She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
