I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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