Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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