i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
did you just send me my own nude
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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