Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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