BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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