we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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