This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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