I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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