"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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