Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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