New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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