JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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