Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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