I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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