He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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