hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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